Homestuck

  • Cageless in Principle

    Chapter 1: A Courtesy Chapter Text “Your name is Vriska Serket.” There was little else to suggest to the contrary. Even if you found yourself rather numb at the moment. “You will probably not remember this meeting – directly. As a light aspect user, there’s always the chance you could come across the memory. Regardless,… Continue reading

  • Intermission: Sweeps, of Increasing Irreconcilability

    Chapter 1: What, Praytell, is a Texus The peasants were revolting. Not only figuratively, though Gertsoginya Sniskhoditel’nosti had put more effort into getting used to the species since fleeing Wales. This human title was … bought. Though at the time of purchase, there really had been no better investment to be had. Humans were so… Continue reading

  • A Variant Epilogue for Another

    Jasprosesprite^2 found herself in the ruin of a battleship – acres of twisted metal in a crater that had pierced rock. The air was scented with exotic fuels that might still combust disasterously. Nobody here had any right to pilot a spaceship. There was a sob. And ugly sob, in the distance. And Jasprose bee-lined… Continue reading

  • Revisions to Paperwork

    It was over. Right? It was over. Vriska rocked a little in the corner of her room, isolated in she wasn’t quite sure what crevasse of the meteor lab, arms wrapped around herself. Herself. “Kilter”, she corrected herself. This was a ship now, for all practical purposes sailing towards its destination. She wasn’t sure what… Continue reading

  • Doubling Down on Power Creep

    “Wouldn’t it be lovely,” Jasprosesprite^2 purred from the darkness, “If we had one of those time-whatevers, so I could hope to talk some sense into you. But.” A flash of toothy grin shined for a fraction of a second in the darkness. A Dirk was already there, his Katana slashing through … nothing. “We know… Continue reading

  • Did Anyone Ask Where “There” Was

    HEY. SORRY. I DON”T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A GAMEBOOK IN WORDPRESS YET. The original may be a better read._______Chapter 1: Did Anyone ask Where “There” Was? Chapter Text Your name is Roxy Lalonde. And while your singing voice was never that great, at least you have air capacity. Which is why you can still… Continue reading

  • Alarmingly Frequent Incedents

    ♪It’s eight – oh -three and the clock did not go off,♪ Jasprosesprite^2 did not need to let another line of the ditty pound through her head to decide it was horrible, infantile – but it was the voices that declared it that made her pause before thinking to examine anything else. There were a… Continue reading

  • Ruminations Whilst in the Black

    Space, you might imagine, is big. Oh, Paradox Space is bigger in concept, a universe can’t conceptually compare to something containing universes, but the whole bit about the chaotic flow of time makes it feel crowded. You sail through it in your spaceship, one not constructed around the concept of paradox, dodging distortions, seeing new… Continue reading

  • Tricksters all the way Down

    “SCREW YOUR MANIME SORD…. MARY ME AND HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!” It was like Roxy. And very much not like Roxy. “I’ll use it, I swear! It’s sharp! And it’s Awesome! And…” Dirk was, for once, in a panic, “It’s a Sword!” His sword wasn’t actually out. “SHUSH YOUR MOUTH AM MABE BEUBITUL LOAF TO YOU… Continue reading

  • The Next Step Went a bit Squishy

    Chapter 1 Her Imperious Condescension slept. It had felt like sweeps she’d spent awake, as she made her way into the strange recuperacoon. No – the Campaign… that had been sweeps. But now – forget it’s old name, it was her land now – the previous queen of this castle’s soon-to-be-corpse was strung up on… Continue reading