Homestuck
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But What Would Real Sopor Do
The bucket was as heavy as one might expect a full bucket to be – which would not have been any issue if for the pair of reasons for keeping it away from Kanaya Maryam’s line of sight. The first was of course, the fears that trolls tended to associate with buckets from the moment… Continue reading
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Deciphering the Terms of Recruitment
timaeusTestified Started a new memo “Who keeps locking all the Memos” TT: Calling all Bros.TT: I wrote, “Calling all Bros”TT: Scratch that, I was called out on that recently, this is an APB.TT: An All Peeps Bulletin.TT: I need the whole possibly-stale box of you as soon as you asses are not in a line… Continue reading
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A Boondollar Store full of Cheap Tricks
Chapter 1 Chapter Text gutsyGumshoe [GG] opened memo on board THE BUGGER IS A CUMQUAT GG: By the time you read this, I shall have expired from exhaustion GG: My target has eluded me for hours; and now I am at my end GG: To Dirk I leave my house, and all whipping boy privileges… Continue reading
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Screencut
tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering uranianUmbra [UU] TG: heyTG: heyTG: yotipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]UU: hello!TG: hey bbyUU: i apologize for my earlier lack of presence!TG: no probsTG: but heyTG: u got one of them troll computers riteTG: or was it ur brother i forgetUU: we both do, actually!… Continue reading
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Idle Thoughts of Regimented Work
The Queen’s Throne of Derse was not uncomfortable, as thrones went. Hours upon hours listening to grievances of the Pawns of Derse was a literal pain in the neck. “Unthinkable” had been a word Her Imperious Condensation – a title that had felt a bit excessive for a number of sweeps – had trained herself… Continue reading
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The Resolution of Forced Junctures
Chapter 1 There were things for Roxy to consider. Options, not really, but things. Options had been left back at Roxy’s house, with Jane, when that God-cat had zapped the potential consider-er away to locations unexpected. As was the god-cat’s wont – it had happened to Jane on occasion, back when humans had ruled the… Continue reading
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Alternate Observations of Important Days
GT: And Criminy! If a murderer is on the lose, he’ll return to the scene of the crime – And that’s me! And Jane! And Me! We must put an end to this reign of terror! TG: i dunno, ew gott be smart about this – batterhairs playing a differnt angle these days. TT: I… Continue reading
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Schwarzschild Wasn’t in Her Books
Something in the back of Jade’s sprite mind told her it had to be a conscious decision. To stop the ship. To mourn. So that’s that she did. Decided. Her friends were gone – and Dave – even if there was a non-feathered version of him on the other side, it wasn’t the one who… Continue reading
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Some Divergences due to a Checkered Future
Chapter 1 Chapter Text YOU ARE ROXY LALONDE. THIS SEEMS TO BE AN IMPORTANT FACT THAT BEARS REPEATING IN A RATHER FORMULAIC MANNER. DEADLY AS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. THE PREMISE HERE IS YOU HAVE KILLED A LOT OF THINGS, AND ALSO ARE SMOKING HOT, WHILE NOT ACTUALLY BEING ON FIRE. ALSO, YOU ARE A FINDER… Continue reading
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R–EP–ERCUSSIONS
___Tell me if you’ve heard this one before. It was originally written in 2010, shortly after Jade had entered the game. The original image is being displayed for full effect. I will re-type if requested. Continue reading
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