• Intermission: Opening secrets

    Technically, it was not the hardest thing Roxy Lalonde had ever done – but it was a bother. So much of a bother. Getting land rights. Real Estate. At least Upstate New York part of the equation wasn’t particularly bad. But the bunker – Old Harley’s money would more than cover it, but Fort Drum… Continue reading

  • Memeories Forgotten and Forgetting

    You are HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION. It sounds weird, running through your head like that. But at the moment you are, perhaps, LESS ORIENTED then you have been in memory. Part of this is a relief, for mere moments ago you were under a fairly certain threat of being DEAD. You were attacked by one of… Continue reading

  • The Applications of Alchemiters

    The sky was going black – It was always dark, starlit, on Derse, the radiance of Skaia so far that it was only known to most as stories. This, though – this was a greater blackness then any of the pawns had known. And it was getting darker. They should have been rejoicing. According to… Continue reading

  • Agents of Derse

    There was one Pawn seemed to only be there to ogle the glass-work of the White Queen’s Hall. Three others already sat, patiently waiting, on the benches. Another two more were just dodging in through the side doors, waved in by the guards. Quiet. Nervous. The Royal Announcer counted them first, before lifted their horn,… Continue reading

  • The Grand Restructure

    Kanaya hard argued for what would be, essentially, a large petri dish, with Rose’s form stretched across it. It would make it easy to check the status of her bones, whether they had sublimated into the rest of her sopor-modified form, and obviously a larger surface area wouldn’t harm the process.Rose was not convinced. “Sublimated”… Continue reading

  • In Lieu of Resources, Display

    Dream bubbles weren’t really a hivegroup of gossip – it was only when the rare Aranea came round that one heard about wider goings-on, about an army of dead trolls, about a few dozen timelines worth of laboratories on meteors flying through paradox space with various combinations of Alternian trolls and alien humans on them.… Continue reading

  • Drinking Buddies for a Night

    “I’m your sprite, honeybuns, you can’t tell me you can’t pull something suitable from your ass.” Jasprosesprite^2 floated just above the bar-stool, in their usual kaleidoscope of color. The place was dead enough the bartender had stepped out for a smoke from a candy cigar. “i cn pull anythin from mai ass you want kitten.”… Continue reading

  • But What Would Real Sopor Do

    The bucket was as heavy as one might expect a full bucket to be – which would not have been any issue if for the pair of reasons for keeping it away from Kanaya Maryam’s line of sight. The first was of course, the fears that trolls tended to associate with buckets from the moment… Continue reading

  • Deciphering the Terms of Recruitment

    timaeusTestified Started a new memo “Who keeps locking all the Memos” TT: Calling all Bros.TT: I wrote, “Calling all Bros”TT: Scratch that, I was called out on that recently, this is an APB.TT: An All Peeps Bulletin.TT: I need the whole possibly-stale box of you as soon as you asses are not in a line… Continue reading

  • A Boondollar Store full of Cheap Tricks

    Chapter 1 Chapter Text gutsyGumshoe [GG] opened memo on board THE BUGGER IS A CUMQUAT GG: By the time you read this, I shall have expired from exhaustion GG: My target has eluded me for hours; and now I am at my end GG: To Dirk I leave my house, and all whipping boy privileges… Continue reading