• Alternate Observations of Important Days

    GT: And Criminy! If a murderer is on the lose, he’ll return to the scene of the crime – And that’s me! And Jane! And Me! We must put an end to this reign of terror! TG: i dunno, ew gott be smart about this – batterhairs playing a differnt angle these days. TT: I… Continue reading

  • Schwarzschild Wasn’t in Her Books

    Something in the back of Jade’s sprite mind told her it had to be a conscious decision. To stop the ship. To mourn. So that’s that she did. Decided. Her friends were gone – and Dave – even if there was a non-feathered version of him on the other side, it wasn’t the one who… Continue reading

  • Some Divergences due to a Checkered Future

    Chapter 1 Chapter Text YOU ARE ROXY LALONDE. THIS SEEMS TO BE AN IMPORTANT FACT THAT BEARS REPEATING IN A RATHER FORMULAIC MANNER. DEADLY AS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. THE PREMISE HERE IS YOU HAVE KILLED A LOT OF THINGS, AND ALSO ARE SMOKING HOT, WHILE NOT ACTUALLY BEING ON FIRE. ALSO, YOU ARE A FINDER… Continue reading

  • R–EP–ERCUSSIONS

    ___Tell me if you’ve heard this one before. It was originally written in 2010, shortly after Jade had entered the game. The original image is being displayed for full effect. I will re-type if requested. Continue reading

  • When You Can Make The Binder Better

    John Egbert stormed out of the room – an outcome completely anticipated by one Miss Jade Harley, Witch of Space. As soon as his stomping had fallen out of earshot, the girl who had been returning his insults relaxed and smiled. “well, that will get me a day before he tries find me to apologize,… Continue reading

  • The Other Genetic Material

    Dreambubbles are… unstable things. Blink, and everything can change. Especially when you’re alone. So one learns not to blink involuntarily; not an easy task, whether ones spent years or sweeps doing so. But sleep will come. The mind craves for something different. It wanders off to its carapace-filled dreams, dreams that only get stranger once… Continue reading

  • Four Doses, 310ml Each

    Rose winced.“Is There A Problem?” Kanaya looked up from the rug she was trying to maneuver into place.“I… was just wondering why trolls seemed to be avoiding this room – and got a flash,” Rose wandered over to a dent in the wall, lightly traced the cracks that radiated from it, “I suppose I’ll get… Continue reading

  • A Bad Enough Morning to Catch Up

    Chapter 1 It wouldn’t do. It wouldn’t do at all. “ERRRARGH,” moaned Roxy, loudly as she could from underneath the pillow she held over her face and, more importantly, eyes. Skaia’s dazzling display through the window might have been welcome at some point, but the “morning” after far to many stiff drinks was not such… Continue reading

  • The Long Trip Back

    What was a sweep or two, when you had so many? The subjugation on the planet below was progressing slowly, but normally – the inhabitants, poor foolish beasts that they were, were in the midst of fighting themselves in panic, trying to decide who would challenge the red ship in the skies, and making a… Continue reading

  • Rock

    TROLL JUSTIN BIEBER had left the stage several minutes ago, and the crowd of fantrolls was had taken to chatting amongst themselves. Dozens of conversations filled the air – to see so many in one place was rare outside the military. Well, this was strictly speaking, a military event. Game giveaways, ship tours, recruitment… but… Continue reading