A Study of Hummus

  • Plyd, with Disclosure

    Approximately 65 quintillion (base 9+) hydrogen spin-flip cycles before the current period, a stellar nova occurred in a region local to the goo alien’s home system. While goo alien biology was especially susceptible to this bombardment, this was a devastating event for all species in range without the knowledge to prepare for it. Vessels in… Continue reading

  • The Plyd

    There is no species named Plyd. No tribe, no planet. There was once a person named Plyd, according to what they say. The Plyd Trader appears in the sky when they determine you are ready. What is ready? Ready is when your people is prepared to talk with one voice, which is your own. To… Continue reading

  • Astrocrete

    Ouinhed cylinders are massive structures, and yet analysis of construction techniques of damaged and vacant ones have showed them being significantly lighter than numbers would suggest.As suggested by the name, “Astrocrete” mass is largely derived from asteroid particulates. This is generally the silicate heavy asteroids, as metal rich asteroids largely are turned into recognizable alloys… Continue reading

  • A Trail Gone Cold

    “We request audience.” No communication captured by the MN relay system was ever particularly cordial or familiar. Indeed, to most of the races that used it regularly, it was treated in such an overly dignified manner that one would wonder if the galaxy was populated solely by administrative bureaucrats. This was, thankfully, not the case.… Continue reading

  • Known Unknowns

    Goo Aliens generally use a Base 12 (Or in their translated nomenclature, Base b+, sometimes noted as Base B+1), not decimal (base 9+). Conversion is always uncertain. A system that addresses the definition of “10” suggests rank is common enough that similar confusions have happened before. Calcaei may be a considered binary planet. This is… Continue reading

  • “Goo Alien” Species Notes

    It should be noted this document is not meant to be comprehensive, but primarily to contrast human popular culture depictions of similar beings. First, no internal species name has been provided. It should be noted that Black Speech also does not include a species name. “Goo” or “Goos” is deemed suitable as an English placeholder… Continue reading

  • ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด, ๐‘ข๐‘ณ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘‘๐‘ต, ๐‘”๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ, ๐‘“๐‘น, ๐‘“๐‘ฒ๐‘, ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘•, ๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘ฑ๐‘‘, ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ง๐‘’, ๐‘š๐‘ฟ Continue reading

  • “Eliza Douglas closes the Balenciaga show as Joan of Arc”3d printed resin…https://toyhou.se/7680070.pu-naji-gee- in front of her shop, similar lines, similar lack of mobility.https://toyhou.se/3784452.ken-di on one side shecking her reflection as if she is pondering The Orbhttps://toyhou.se/3644624.alice-jenkins/26215798.subject-6 on the other side, either thought bubbling or saying aloud “jello mold” Continue reading

  • Did I Mention Dictators

    The Goo Alien concept of “Dictator” is about the same as the English word – but slightly more literal. On the Third Pathlayer, as on most government ships, the linguistic base is Black Speech. It’s one of a few requirements – what you must learn to become a citizen. What you must be proficient in… Continue reading

  • “Take me to you leader” so. Authoritarian? Authoritarian. Yea we travels a few lightcycles to get here. Yea you were not born when we started the trip. You think we don’t know what a random sample is? You think we take time to translate language and learn, and not get tired about learning on your… Continue reading